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Saturday, September 30, 2006
Your Results:
And compare it with
ruthy's now. TADA. And I've solved the mystery of her cleverness
The secret to be being clever- do not be psychotic.
And what was I thinking exactly when my father grounded me?
I wanted to plunge an injector in my thigh over and over again. Oh joy.
The penknife was rusty so it could not be used. Lucky me.
So I managed to get myself ungrounded for saturday. Sunday is still a no-no. Not like I'm going out to take drugs right?
Gotta go mug hard. I've still havent mastered the art of
muggumisn.
11:46 AM;
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Came ack home to find the front door locked. My grandmother was at home yet she did not bother to open the door. Dunno why, I just blew up.
Had pe today. It left everybody-well almost, pissed off. Sone people who did not know how to play just wanted to hog the ball. Act pro. wth. Grrrr
So I have geography and english paper 1 tomorrow. My geography is as weak as ever and I wanna die.
Xiao Zhen is getting married this sunday. Cant wait. Weekiat must wear brown hor. I wear red ><><
9:11 PM;
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Feeling slighty better today.
Woke up at 6.50. Went to church. Lunch. Came back at 12. Went back to sleep.
Stupid grandmother nagged at me because I left the aircon on while I was downstairs. She threw up a big fit. " YOU THINK ELECTRICITY VERY CHEAP AH?"
I'll tell you. She wastes so much money on waterfor her stupid spa treatment that she has thrice a day. And she soaks there for a minium 45 minutes. Inhaling the aroma of annomia. And what about electricity? She has this stupid machine that generates bubbles or what shit. I seriously dunno.
Church was boring. Just stood at our seats and clapped. Almost wanted to sleep.
Better go. Cherie better update her blog. Or else..
3:08 PM;
Saturday, September 23, 2006
jay is cute with specs =)Somehow I feel like this. The song la. Not the mv though. Felt kinda down before cell. Felt ok hyper during worship. Must be Eunice =) . Sermon- I was like, feeling very very down. Cherie =( I still dont know why. Dinner. Was ok. Found out how nicholas looked like. Erm. =
I think my complications should be gone after a good night's sleep.
Cherie,
WHY? WHY ME. WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO HAPPEN. WHY? I DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN. I REALLY WANT TO FORGET ABOUT IT. I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
This week is the last week of masterlife. What would happen next? I really dont know. I cannot think straight right now.
This nightWalk the deadIn the solitary style and crash theCemetery gatesIn the dress your husband hatesway down, mark the graveWhere the searchlights find us drinking by theMausoleum door...And they found you on the bathroom floor
*edit.just remembered that i have to take icebreaker for cell next week =\
Labels: SATURDAY
11:21 PM;
Friday, September 22, 2006
She ran as if the legions of hell were close on her heels, and spared not even a glance behind her until she reached the porch of the old mansion. In the moon's pale light,the white pillars seemed skeletal, like the bones of a great beast. She clung to the wooden door frame, gulping air, staring back down the long driveway as if she were waiting for something, and then she rapped on the door- timorously at first then harder. The rapping echoed through the house. She imagined, from the echo that came back to her, that, far away, someone was knocking on another door, muffled and dead.
I love literature. Mrs Ruth Tan rocks like hell. I want her as our english teacherrrrr. Literature is the only lesson other than HOM and HE where I dont feel like falling asleep. I hope she will be our english teacher and lit nextyear. MUAHAHHAHA.
After geography, I had to wait for some people's higher chinese to end. Talking about chinese. Lao shi said that I have improved!(by a little)Better than nothing though. Anyway. Had ice lemon tea and the lady gave me like around 15 slices of lemon in my drink. left 4 uneaten. =
Esther,Liying, John, Zhenlin and I went to JEC to study. Met Eunice there. Ended up crapping until the library closed at 4. Know I shouldnt have gone out during examination period la. John kept saying "TOMORROW IS SATURDAY". I tourtured my jie by making him carry my bag. Just like scrabble competition. He didnt complain =)
Prank called yiwei at the food court and pretended that I was Mr___ and ___. yiwei kept muttering something about me taking wrong medicine.
Saw something very sweet on second floor. A guy was crying for some girl. And everybody was watching! Wow.I would not even cry la. Wait- i wont even cry for a guy. Unlike somebody I know of.
I've finally updated! YAY!
8:48 PM;
Monday, September 18, 2006
Sheryl is tired
Sheryl wants to sleep
Sheryl doesnt want to have tuition.
Sheryl misses YUAN LIANG. But its gone forever. WONch be missed. =)
Sheryl has tuition in 5 minutes.
Sheryl had chinese test today.
Sheryl will be studying for chinese later.
Sheryl wants to die.
Sheryl had dnt test today.
Sheryl finished her dnt elephant glass holder made out of egg cartons within a minute today.
Sheryl is sleepy.
Sheryl wants Cherie online.
3:19 PM;
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Before I start, I wanna say sorry to weekiat for upseting his cake today. I wanted it to land on his face, but it landed on the floor.
Combined service today was packed. I think there's 1/4 more people than the last time we had combined service. Wow.
You stood before creation
eternity in Your hand
You spoke the earth into motion
My soul now to stand
You stood before my failure
And carried the cross for my shame
My sin weighed upon Your shoulders
My soul now to stand
So what can I say
And what could I do
But offer this heart O God
Completely to You
So I'll walk upon salvation
Your Spirit alive in me
This life to declare Your promise
My soul now to stand
So I'll stand
With arms high and heart abandoned
In awe of the One who gave it all
I'll stand
My soul Lord to You surrendered
All I am is Yours
So what can I say
And what could I do
But offer this heart O God
Completely to You
Just to make this post longer. Ting gave me a stuffed cow for my birthday present. Thanks mei =) I puked all of my dinner outjust 3 minutes after throwing the half filled box away. Not worth my 3.50 yeah?
I'm so happy. Only Cherie knows why. =)
Have to start mugging hard already. So watch out. from now till early october, I will turn to a full fledged nerd. Erm one question though, how do I be a nerd?
nerd /nɜrd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nurd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun Slang. | 1. | a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person. |
| 2. | an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd. |
Or is it a geek? I though nerds were those people who sleep on textbooks and perodic tables.
geek /gik/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[geek] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Slang. | 1. | a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken. |
| 2. | a peculiar or offensive person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual. |
| 3. | an expert in computers (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.) |
I see that I've gotten the defination of geek correct.
Lets try again.
Nerd=Zacheues?zechublah.1e1ian
geek=jason fox =)
I am blogging while doing Mr chun's online homework. No wonder the time taken is for question 8 is 3 minutesand 12 seconds
The stupid thing keeps timing out and I have to refresh the page.
GRR. Good luck munkidd! I really want you to get into z3!
Labels: SATURDAY
11:49 PM;
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Thank you Mingyang, dad, Michelle, Faith, mum,Mohini and cousins Joyce and Eunice for the smses.
Thank you Cherie and Ruth for the presents.Cherie and Changyen for the card. Relatives as well.
Thank you Weekiat, Munkidd, Peishan and Nadia for the testimonals.
And the rest who wished me happy birthday. Xinping wished me happy birthday once every two minutes.
Oh, Michelle as well =)
Felt slighty better today. Went home early for the swimming carnival thing as I had tuition. But the dizzy spells came back by night-time.
13years 23 hours
And life goes on..
6:35 PM;
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Went to school with a trobbing headache. My brain felt as if it had been soaked in alkaline for 10 weeks.
Then I realised that I had maths test that day, and I had forgotten to bring my calculator. During lituature free period, I hiked up to 5n2 with Jenise, Eunice, Liying and Esther. Jenise and Esther had lent Xueli their calculators that day, and we were trying to look for them.
I heard laughter from the class and I peeked in. Weekiat and his zealot mates. Borrowed calculators from Weekiat, Siewling, Sabrina and Ken. Thanks =D
Why must I always forget what I wanna blog?
Must be the after effects of banging my head against the locker and using my file to hit my head.
*stones*
7:04 PM;
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Because I was bored. I did this. And whats
my middle name? Alligator. Coincidently, that was my alter ego during encounter retreat. Ahh.. The good days.
When out with my dears today to Holland v. It was fun. Ate at some restaurant. The service sucked. Then we went to haagen dasz. The service was so much better. Brandied cherry tastes like cough syrup.
I've figured out how to make caramel coffee! MUAHAHA. Once I perfect it, I WILL CORRUPT STARBUCKS!
Tomorrow is wear-a-skirt day. Gosh. Have to finish all my homework by tomorrow. Did so much geography today.I have finally understood grid reference.
AND I SHALL RULE THE WORLD. MUAHAHAHA!Labels: SATURDAY
12:04 AM;
Thursday, September 07, 2006
So I was late. Not my fault that the bus took so long to arrive. when I arrived at the bus stop. Clara wasnt there. I spent 10 minutes waiting for her. I hate waiting. Thank goodness I decided to go down to the convention center myself. Guess who I saw there? Clara Ong. I was in the mood to kill. If I had came any later, a nice little BB boy by the name of Kai yong *nudges changyen*would have replaced me. Thanks a bunch clara.
Fei and I managed to make it to the semi finals. Fifi did us proud. If we had managed to pass this round, we would have made it to the finals. But nevermind. We had to thank God that we even came this far. We started decorating fifi when we were out. Cotton wool and ribbons and tail feathers. Meet her alter ego- white bun.
Then for lunch. We queued up for the food like "hungry africian kid", or that was what the guy thought we were. A cold burger, cold and stiff fries a chicken pie. Unlike NJRC,they served us CHILLED COKE! WEE! When I was 1/4 through my burger, the boys ran to the food station for a second round. They finished it within the next 5 minutes i think. And I had not even finished mine. Am I the one who is slow, or are they too fast. Since Feilicia was still eating with me. I think that they are they one with problems. Africian kids indeed. But still, I was the last to finish, maybe I am slow.
Tomorrow is 8th sept!
I <3 ENERGISER BATTERIES
I <33 FIFI aka WHITE BUN
11:02 PM;
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Woke up at 5.55am. Met Joyce at KAP to stock up on carbos and to store fat for the SANA course later on.
Chomped down my sausage mcmuffin. And according to tradition, dint finish it. Drank my green tea outside in the 24 degree celcius plus enviroment outside. It was nice and chilly.
The journey to Sengkang took more than 1 hour. Tried mixing
diet coke with mentos, but sadly, did not work. The janitor was so not pleased at me spilling coke in her beloved potted plant.
SANA course itself was boring,boring and boring. GRR. They gave us 11h30mins lunch break. Like we needed it. I just wanted to go home.
When it finally ended at 5.55PM(sounds familar?),Xinping, Ruth Changyen and I took the mrt to westmall.
Who liked thitipa-atwho likes
thitipa-at'i'said changyensomebody killed himmy heart is brokenwho killed thitipa-atwho killed thitipa-at'i' said sherylwith my penknife and lemon
Changyen stepped on me. Man, she's heavy. Stupid coconut tree. Thanks to you. Theres a blood clot. What might happen if CNB was going to raid the train for drugs? What would happen when they see my toe? "SUBTEX USER! COME WITH US" =.="
Rushed back home. Managed to cross the brigde and back home in a record speed of 3 minutes. Then tuition started. Grr.
And weekiat told me to update. So here I am.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE DAR!
Weekiat is sweet,la
11:13 PM;
Monday, September 04, 2006
Mantaining a blog is harder than I thought.
I would rather have a finger stuck on ann ice cube or have my tongue stuck on a pole. Its cuter that way. You can take a picture while you're at it. It will last longer.
What have I been doing recently?
- Binging. I'm 90kg already. Bring it on
Zacc turkey! I will soon be heavier than you! - Eating sorbet. My ice cream compartment now consists of a meagre amount of 2 ice cream drumsticks and one crunch thingy. I need to go to 7-11 quick.
- Drinking fruit juice. 'Nuff said.
- Eating like a normal person again. For the first time this year. I've finally forced myself to eat as much as what other people call 'normal'. I know I know. Changyen knows. If I eat as much as the gang, I will puke.
- Jumping hyperly in church. Cant beat Weekiat though.
- Trying to register the fact that I can go for mission trip.
- Went crazy over 原谅. What are you thinking?
- Still sleeping at 1.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERIE!
STEVE IRWIN DIED TODAY!if you haven't heard already, Steve Irwin died today on the 4th of September, on the Barrier Reef, near Cairns. As a sign of respect for the Australian cultural icon, please place a turtle (tu) at the start of your MS name, and forward this message on to others Dint believe it at first. Thought it was a prank like what happened to william hung. Cleo told me to check yahoo.com. And it was there. =( Miss him as a living person already
11:06 PM;