Prose
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
0_o
That was what I was feeling for the whole day.
I ate a magnolia mag-a-cone for breakfast.
Blueberry flavoured.
Apperently it didn't agree with my insides.
I puked at school.
In the toilet, no less.
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It drizzled during flag raising.
They kept us in, till we finished singing the national anthem and pledge.
THEN they went all sweet and told us to return to the classroom, reassuring us that they would announce the announcements of the day would be read out over the PA system.
Oh yeah~ FYI. It started raining before flag raising.
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I got L3/4 for a history answer. First time in my life I tell you.
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Mr Seah didn't insult me today. Instead, I did my maths questions corectly.
Tution finally pays off.
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Art was wonderful. I was shading my arse off i tell you.
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For chinese, I had this group discussion about an ending of a chinese comic call:Lao Fu Zi.
LOL I TELL YOU.
Nevermind.
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Hiatus!
I shall be on 1 months hiatus. Time to concentrate on my studies. I really wanna transfer to CGS you know.
If you spot me online, just give me a slap ok?
I shall contitue to post at my tagboard but no posts.
But my tags would be rare. =)
If my tags exceed 10 within a month. Slap me twice ok?
P.S.: Don't miss me too much ok?
P.S.S: David, you cannot post on my tagboard about anything positive.
9:47 PM;
Friday, March 24, 2006
Had cross country at Macrichie reseviour today.
Total distance I ran:3.2km/3200m
Postition: Top 15. Counting from the bottom.
Oh well, at least I pulled through it.
=)
I got a nice sunburn and a mosqito on my elbow.
I spotted my phsyics teacher as some 'road marshall' during the race. He hates all sec ones I think.
He was being all saracstic and telling us to run, not to jog.
Some inner voice(AKA big ego) in me told me to fight fire with fire.
So I did.
"Mr____, no more potential energy already. And the gravitational potential energy is pulling me down."
He kept quiet after that.
Sheryl:1
Evil physics teacher:0
Boy, I have a feeling that he is so going to torture my during his science lessons.
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On another note.
My blog has reached its 400th hit!!
Talk about pathetic. Kris already has 2000++ visitors while I, have only 400 and I am already gloating.
Pathetic freak. What a pathetic freak I am.
I am already happy with an average of 5 visitors per day.
How pathetic I am.
7:11 PM;
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Prologue.It all started one day during history lesson.
I recieved an sms~
But sucker Jeremy saw it
**The other two pics did not get through. Must be the evil works of Jeremy.
But anyway. Here is what it said.
Me: Shut up creep
Jeremy Tan Yu Tzin: See us boys very nice one. Never sms in class, unlike girls.
That maked the start of the war.
I smsed Cindy:
My desk partner is an MCP.
She replied: Case of male chauvinist pig on the loose! call the feminist association at 1800-males-suck
Me:I called but some guy picked up...
Her:Argh the feminist association has been attacked by the moron version of the homo sapiens! we must go to our counterpart aids!
Me: But who will help us?
Her: We must seek help frm our distant cousins who shares similar feelings with us.the gays. sister, you must go on this dangerous mission but beware the wild lesbians lurking frm therein and farewell...
Me: But why wld the gays help us?
Her: Actually i dunno. just go on with the plan.
Me: Yes sister, keep me in your prayers..
10:36 PM;
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
1 HOUR OF PURPOSE- TO BE A TRUE SINGAPOREAN
A true singaporean
-speaks singlish
-converse in a mix of mandrin and english
-bimbos
-uses dialects(eg. hokkien,teochiew)
-armed with 'well-spoken mandrin'
After being called a kantang(potato; AKA the chinese who wants to/acts like a foreigner) by my good friend, and after my GB officer pointed out that I speak mandrin like an american, I have decided to change.
Good/bad, you decide
I want to allow SiNgLIsH in my life.
I want to speak mandrin like a pro!
I want to stop speaking like an american!
Lets see. Which of the above do you think I can mangage?
I want to allow SiNgLIsH in my life.
I want to speak mandrin like a pro!
I want to stop speaking like an american!
None of the above.
*Some voice thunders: "How do you know if you dont try?!"*
Fine
The next few paragraphs are dedicated to 1 hour of purpose.
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arrlloxx pplss.tuhday i ish goiing tuhh do e 1 hourx of ppuurose whichhh iii feel tt ish totally usless lar.ii feel ttootaally siannx lorx.orh yarrs tuhdae ii hadd biblle stuudyy wiff ms diana nn ms meiyee...chiobuxx alert!!
ii bett xinpiingg was llookking out for daoz..diaoz lol.
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Sorry I HAD to stop there. My singlish vocab was running dry.
P.S.: This post has no other purpose than to shock you.
7:40 PM;
Friday, March 17, 2006
Bleah.
Using photoshop to make a blogskin, from
scratch.
Real blah.
After countless times of accidentally-deleting-a-layer-but-the-whole-product-went-missing process, I finally managed to come up with two polaroids.
And I am so damn proud of myself.
=)
1:36 PM;
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Salvation is here/salvation is here and I'm gonna be alrightCurrently listening to:Hell yeah! by American Hi-fi
Came back from girls brigade camp yesterday, and now I am officially a gb girl =) .
My leg seriously aches after those drills and my seniors only gives us 2 minutes to run up to the 4th floor to get our things and return to the first floor.
Bleah, seriously.
Guess what we had for breakfast every day? Plain bread with butter and jam and milo.
How great. Those stupid boys brigade boys had fried noodles catered to the school. Sexism in its finest form. Bah. So much for being in the 21st century.
And guess how many jumping jacks I did yesterday as a form of punishment?
A whooping grand figure of 80.. How wonderful.
12:05 PM;
Friday, March 10, 2006
Rob Thomas-This is how a heart breaks
Don't you wanna go for a ride
Just keep your hands inside
And make the most out of life
Now don't you take it for granted
Life is like a mean machine
It made a mess outta me
It left me caught between
Like an angry dream I was stranded
And I'm steady but I'm starting to shake
And I don't know how much more I can take
This is it now
Everybody get down
This is all I can take
This is how a heart breaks
You take a hit now you feel it break down
Make you stay wide awake
This is how a heart breaks
Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you
I remember when you used to be shy
Yeah, once we were so fine
You and I why you gotta make it so hard on me
And I'm sorry but it's not a mistake
And I'm running but you're getting away
You're not the best thing that I knew
Never was never cared too much
For all this hanging around
It's just the same thing all the time
Never get what I want
Never get too close to the end of the line
You're just the same thing that I knew back before the time
When I was only for you
6:29 PM;
What does your handwriting say about YOU?The results of your analysis say:
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are not very reserved, impatient, self-confident and fond of action.
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.
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Miss 6D. Had a dream last night about 6D(again).
6d was in the 1e3 classroom and I was looking around to see who I missed the most. (When I woke up I realised that the reason I dreamt about them is that I missed them)
I got up to the back of the class where I saw Adeline(From 6A I think). She pushed me and told me to get lost.
I sat down and started to cry. Becasue I missed 6d so much and when I wanted to talk to Sandra and Noelle, Adeline stopped me.
It was those type of crying where you really sob your heart out.
I miss them ='(
6:10 PM;
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
My newest craze is
youtube.com. Home of crappy videos. =)
My favourite are the
Powerslut girls( staring Tara Reid, Britney Murphy and our favourite Paris H.) and the remake of
You're beautiful MV by James blunt. I took shots of The powerslut girls just in case you are allegic to crappy videos.
Orange: Britney Murphy
Blue:Tara Reid
Pink: Paris Hilton
Tinseltown!
7:09 PM;
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
I am so proud.
I think I rock at HTML.
*Voice:Empty barrels makes the most noise.*
Whatever
I added two cute little buttons at the side and am now gloating about how clever I am. Arent those neat?
They are under 'Credits' by the way.
I am supposed to do my English homework now. Oh joy.
Is my blog dead?
I hope not.
This post is getting more random by the second.
Yeah.
8:55 PM;
I had a dream last night.
A stange and wacky dream.
6D was in a Barney show. You know the one where there is a ridiculous purple dino in it?
Yeah so we were like in this playroom or something, and playing with some PLASTIC blocks and showing the audience that it is edible.
So at the end of it, well all linked arms and sang"I lurb you, you lurb me, we are happee familyyy." And I realised that 1E3 also joined in. How hilarous.
Blogger was under mantainence yesterday.
3:37 PM;
Sunday, March 05, 2006
OMGOMGOMGOMG
Twas my very first time.
I finally dedicated a song via 987!The first time I dialed the number and after 3 rings, Hutch picked up. He said: 987,how can I help you? Then I totally spazzed out and slammed the phone down. -__-"
Then the second time, I called him, after 8-10 rings, he picked up and I finally mustered up the courage to speak. Hahaha. Whatever. The song was who I am hates who I've been by Reliant K. Dedicated it to 1E3. It was the only thing I could think of during that split second. I was doing homework that time you see. I wished that I had mentioned 6D as well. Hahaha.
8:43 PM;
What did Kristen do to meee????
Why am I an angel??
Presenting..Bevin!
Photos shamelessly ripped off from
Kristen's siteP.S:I love RGPS and NJC
P.P.S: Kris is thy greatness!
12:48 PM;
I had just finished devouring Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code.
Found it a little dark, and it is anti-christ. It should be fiction. It left me poundering though.
Did Jesus really marry Mary Magdalene?
What was Virgin Mary doing in the painting'Madonna of the Rocks?
What was Mona Lisa's real gender?
And, what is the Holy Grail?
The Last Supper
Who is that person next to Jesus? She is a woman. The bible said it was a gathering of 13 men.
And the hand that was holding the dagger, if you count properly, it does not belong to anybody. No it is not Mary Magdalene's, for her hands are folded. And Jesus wore a red robe and blue clock; Mary Magdalene wore a blue robe and a red cape. Yin and Yang.
Madonna on the Rocks
"Mary was holding one hand high above the head of infant John and making a decidely threatening gesture-her fingers looking like eagle's talon, gripping an invisibke head. Finally, the most obvious and frightening image : Jusr below Mary's curled fingers, Uriel was making a cutting gesture with his hand, as if slicing the neck of the invisible head gripped by Mary's claw like hand."
From the Da Vinci Code,Page 191.
The (freaky) Mona Lisa.
I had not put up his/her photo her. As I had a phobia of her since young. To me, it seems scary. No links for this one.
The Egyptian God of fertility is called Amon.
The Egyptian Goddess of fertility is called Isis. Her ancient pictogram was L'ISA.
AMON L'ISA.
Makes sense?
Her name is the divine union of male and female.
Freaky, no?
And Da Vinci is a homosexual.
Lets laugh out loud.
*Sardonic laughter*
That explains the Vitruvian Man.
Links.
Da Vinci HoaxDa Vinci Hoax Part II
Bizarre facts from the Da Vinci Code(A bizarre fact is that they spelled Vinci as Vanci on their window)
11:42 AM;
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Stayed back to have robotics today. The whole class was toying with
lovecalculator.com. How exciting. Not.
When I came back home, I grabbed a glass of water and read the newspapers, and my lip felt swollen,and I checked the mirror. It
was swollen. A LITTLE BUMP HAD FORMED AT THE LEFT SIDE OF MY LIP. It was getting bigger by the second. Thank goodness it had stopped. I wanted to take a photo of it, but my camera wonderously went missing.
5:21 PM;
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Oh gosh. Guess what. I am in schoolllllllll. Using the teacher's acc though.LOL. Sigh fort minor coming to Singapore today. And I wanna go. IWANNAGOOO...
**update.
My class won an interclass handball competition. Was standing under the hot sun and cheering for them. In the end, who got the CCA points? Them. So much for suntanning
4:20 PM;