This Is Not Your Song.

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

What I have learnt over the week

How to tie a tie. Who invented that thing anyway?!?!
How to make icing harden. :)
Sewing. Really serious sewing

Hey! 3 things ya know?
I'm getting a little psyched about going to my new school. I hate adapting,and I can't imagine life without Serena. I can't believe that she is going in 2 days time.

5:49 PM;

Sunday, December 18, 2005

My newest infatuation, Jay Chou's Ye Qu.
My newest problem, I can't put it into my mp3. Diaoz..

Joyce, you must help me!!!

10:01 PM;

Saturday, December 17, 2005

What I hate about Friendster

is already metioned by Kenny Sia. Link to the blog entry is here.

Living examples of ThE CrOoKEd LeTTeR TyPerS are here and here.

Another thing I hate is that people who are underaged ~~cleverly~~ pump up their age to 84. Just imagine, how does it feel like to talk to an old grandma? I dn't deny that I am underage but atleast I am sane enough to put that I am 16 or in other cases, something else.

But anyway, I shall not spoil the festival spirit thats lingering around in the air. But before I come to the good part, I must complain.

WHY DO THOSE GODDAMN RECORDING COMPANIES SIGN A CONTRAT WITH THOSE LITTLE TOTS WHO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE PROPERLY?!?!

I know that sound all angelic and innocent and all that shit. But they do not know how to freaking pronounce!

"And may all your christmas be be white!"

And I thought that was the way the lyrics were.

I was still young, maybe about 4 or 5. I heard them sing, I followed. Son I became a habbit(duh). I sang 'be be white' everywhere. I guess people were too polite to laugh at me or, their daughter also sings that way. Until now, I tuned in to the radio. "And may all your Christmas be divine." Then I learnt.

And another thing folks, don't get little totsto sing soprano. It soundshorrible on them. Sounds like chickens having their throats slit open, just to put it on the nicer side.

If I ruled the world, I would ban the recording company for 5 years for producing such sh*t.

If I ruled the world, spoilt brats would be cast into survior;exile island(the newest season that is still being filmed).

If I ruled the world, only people aged above 13 shall get handphones.

If I ruled the world, people who order their parents around should be sent to a maid agency(to be a maid lah).

If I ruled the world, people who type LiKE tHis or lyke thiishh shall be sent to boot camp.

If I ruled the world, the world would be such a better place, don't you agree?

8:03 PM;

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

When it's high tide at east coast park, there are jellyfishes!!

I'm back from my chalet! And I worked up a tan(its turning pink now. I dunno why) And I caught 3 jellyfishes! Wee! They looked like the ones in bikini bottom, only that they were translucent. They had the four petaled flower on their caps and upon closer insepection, I noticed that those where the jellyfishes'guts! Cool eh?
It was kinda freaky, I went into the water and my toe touched something gummy. I immediately recoiled and yelped, and ran out of the water all in 3 seconds. And not long after I did amazing feat, the lil' helpless jelly got washed up on the shore. I brougt it bad to the chalet and but it in a bucket but it went montionless.I tried poking it with a stick but it...still remained to be a pile of gum. I had no choice but to release the lil jelly and to my surprise it swam away in to the sea!
I lingered around the beach for awhile and caught two more. Wahahaha. They were SOOO cute. They swam around in circles(oppsite directions, so they kept crashing into each other*giggles*)
On that day, my cousins all came. this guy cousin waved at me outside my chalet and due to the years I dint see him, I was like wondering"Who's that maniac waving to me?!?" Haha.My tution teacher came for the bbq. And I FORGOT TO INVITE CHARLENE TEO AND SARAABDUL AZIZ!!!Sorry darlings.
Carmen played dress up with blankets and mimicked teachers.Nicole Mak wore ankle socks. Noelle was in jeans and she came after attending a wedding ceremony. So she was all dressed up. Sandra, as usual., wore an OP shirt.Charis boiught bags of potatoes chips. :)
I lurve my darlings!

3:52 PM;

Haha i am doing quizzes again. Please scroll down. Theres some prob. I cant delete the spaces in between.

Assassin -- As an assassin you're job is pretty
simple. You get paid to kill people. You deal
in stealth and secrecy. Speed and agility are
two of your strengths. Whether with poison,
arrows, or daggers you get the job done and
fast. You don't hang around to chat with your
victims, but rather try to finish them off as
fast as possible without them ever knowing what
hit them.

What type of warrior are you?
brought to you by
Shintoism: Shintoism is a religion based in
Japan and the Japanese culture. It's beliefs
center mainly around the kami or the
spirits. They believe in many of these spirits,
and they also believe in worshiping and holding
rituals and festivals for these spirits which
they hold with honor and respect. Followers of
Shintoism hold loyalty and honor in high
esteem.

What religion suits you?
brought to you by
The Lady of Dragons: You are the Lady of
Dragons. Righteous and good of heart you only
want to help others. Disregarding yourself and
your safety you would rush to the side of the
weak and the suffering. Healing their hurts and
protecting them from future harm brings great
happiness to you. You are a true fighter for
your beliefs and for good. You would die for
the ones you loved and are extremely loyal.

Which Dark Lady are you?
brought to you by

2:11 PM;

Thursday, December 01, 2005

On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,111,417
At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.People crave your praise and complements.
What's" Your Hidden Talent?

Your Nail Polish Color is Pink
How you're unique: You're girly without being high maintenance
Why your style rocks: You're the perfect blend of stylish, preppy, and cute
What this color says about you: "I am secure enough not to follow every trend"
What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

9:51 PM;

& Sheryl Tweets.